The Jester Who Would Be King (Hardcover)
When the time comes to elect a king
The jester throws his hat in the ring
An obnoxious celebrity
Not known for generosity
Somehow secures the castle's west wing
Is the court jester up to the task?
Is there wisdom behind that orange mask?
Normalcy fades; chaos ensues
As the peoples' worst fears come true
He turns the castle into a masque
A cautionary story in rhyme
About a warning as old as time
Fool me once, I say shame on you
Fool me twice, it makes me the fool
The jester pulls the con of all time.